im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
