Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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