Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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