bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
How's work?
Spinning.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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