i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Just high enough for therapy.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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