If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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