I wish I could punch you in the face.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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