going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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