yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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