Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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