Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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