Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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