wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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