I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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