i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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