Duck Duck Cougar?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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