i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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