speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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