everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
