Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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