Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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