There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
