I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
