He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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