i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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