i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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