I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
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