I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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