Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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