Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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