Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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