How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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