Church boner. Awkwardddd
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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