Already got asked if we're dating
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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