I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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