Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
if only i could text you this smell
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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