Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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