I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
