Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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