her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I think my moral compass just broke
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