The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you told grandpa to call you daddy
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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