Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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