The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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