She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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