im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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