he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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