He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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