You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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