HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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