I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
