I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
