I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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