I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
